Cellulite is fat that has pushed up through the deeper layers of skin and shows on the outside of our bodies as 'dimples' or makes the skin seem lumpy. Unfortunately, due to the way our bodies are constructed, women will experience this more than men.

So now you're probably thinking, 'Great, yet ANOTHER problem we have to worry about and they don't.' You are absolutely correct, ladies. We always get the raw end of the deal, don't we? But here's the real question: Do you want to know how to get rid of cellulite? Of course you do. And it may be as simple as not eating certain foods.

Just before you were about to take a big bite of something, did you catch yourself thinking, "This is gonna go right to my butt!"? Exactly, those are just the kind of things you want to steer clear of.

And this usually includes food high in sugars and saturated fats. All that yummy gooey stuff like cake, sweets, pie, ice cream, cookies, and so on. Yes, I absolutely understand that these are the only good things in life, but ladies!we have to let them go.

To make the transition a little easier when you're learning how to get rid of cellulite, I have some suggestions. We can simply replace them with other vices that are sinfully wonderful. Buy a new Lexus. Take long hot baths. Go on a fling with a younger man. Buy jewelry dripping with diamonds. Buy a new wardrobe.

Now for the real kicker - we also have to exercise. You heard me, exercise. We can shrink our fat cells down to size with workouts like cardio and aerobics, minimizing the effects of cellulite.

Are you freaking out? Don't worry, I have a replacement ready! It's something you already love to do: Shoe shopping. We can do it, ladies. Now that you've learned how to get rid of cellulite, use your knowledge and whip your butt into shape.